A few weeks ago, my mom decided to fight back at me by cooking food for a week that she knows I hate. I looked into the kitchen one time and noticed that it was cabbage. I hate eating cabbage. I've never loved, even if I was a kid. There were times when I was little that I wanted to just dump all the cabbage in the world and make sure it never exists.
Since this what was going to be on the table every night for the next week, I realized that I was going to eat nothing but take out. That was fine by me. It's not like it's the first time I done that. The only different thing about was that I was going to be eating it for a whole week.
On Monday, I had McDonald's. Like always, something crazy happened over there. But that is another story I am going to do. I knew that night I wasn't going to be eating it for a whole week. On Tuesday, I decided to go to Burger King, which was only three blocks away from McDonald's.
Once I was inside things looked pretty normal. Of course, I was only person in there. I immediately expected that. Even the food at Burger King is so good, the prices are way too high. I never expected the food to cost this much.
However, it's not like I can afford it. I am in the middle class people. I am not a millionaire yet, but everyone is predicting that I am going to be one because of the fact that I am doing stand-up comedy, acting films, television, and web series, writing books, screenplays, blog posts, and poetry, hosting events, and singing. Even though I am not a millionaire I got money people!
I ordered a Double Cheeseburger (my traditional fast food meal) and a medium ICEE.
While I was waiting on my meal the lady gave me my ICEE, and we went through the money process. Once we were done, I heard something bubbling out. My drink started erupting from the inside and it was coming out of the cup. It was like a mini eruption and it took us ten napkins to clean up the mess.
I was laughing my butt off a few seconds later. Not because of the drink, but because it was happening at Burger King. Normally, I would expect this to happen to me at McDonald's. Not this time. This time it was happening at Burger King.
I left the building thinking Is Burger King trying to ruin my relationship with McDonald's?