Wednesday, May 4, 2011

The Crazy Way I Discovered Pornography

For most people that know I kind of discovered sex at a very early age. I was four years when I first saw two people going at it. Some people tell me it's hard to admit that stuff, but not for me. I am very open when it comes to my life. My life is an unusual appetite. I am not afraid to admit to you guys that I have discovered porn in a crazy way.

When I was four years old I just finished watching Matilda for the one millionth time. It was my childhood movie. Even til this day, I can watch it forever. Once the movie was over, I looked over in my movie collection to see if there were any movies I haven't seen yet. Turns out I've seen all of them. My parents knew I love Disney movies. So they would give a Disney movie at least once a month.

There were no longer any movies in my collection. That didn't stop me though. My parents are known to be very secretive when it comes to gifts. So I expected them to be hiding more movies from me because my birthday was in three days.

I opened my bedroom closet. There I saw a large collection of video cassettes on the very top shelf of my closet. For me being a small boy, I was expected to not make it up there. Once again that was not me. Most parents need to understand that their kids can turn from Little Man to Spiderman in a quick second. After all, climbing is probably the first thing they're learning since they have to do it every time they lose their balance.

I climbed all the way up there and grabbed one of the videos. I was so excited. More Disney films was coming into my life. I played it and that was when I discovered pornography.

I was staring at that video for a full twenty minutes. I was so puzzled at what was going on. Of course, it wasn't a Disney movie, but what was it? All I saw was a man inserting his thing inside of the woman and she was screaming to the top of her lungs while he was moving back and forward.

My mother spotted me watching it minutes later. I turned around at her and said "Mom, why is that guy hurting that woman."

1 comment:

Smart Guy said...

wow thats funny and got alot of meaning for kids who are puzzled about what sex is like