Since I'm letting my life be more and more wilder, I thought I might as well tell these more ridiculous stories. I have been giving ya'll innocent stories. My life is much more wilder and crazier than you think.
In a previous blog post, I wrote about me being at a Kid Rock concert for the first time at the New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival. Well something happened in the middle of the concert that you guys are not aware of.
While I was jamming to Kid Rock when he was performing "Cowboy", I kept hearing this moaning going on beside me. I thought it was just the everyday yelling and screaming from rock & roll fans, but I couldn't focus on Kid Rock because of it. A few seconds later, the moaning finally bothered me. I turned over to see what it was. Right next to me was this dirty blonde woman who seemingly was going to have a migraine. She kept on moving her head up and down while hitting a man on his back.
"Ma'am?" I asked her.
"YES!" she shouted.
Her first reaction scared me.
"I was wondering to know if you were alright?"
"YES! I AM FEELING GREAT RIGHT NOW!"
I couldn't stop staring at me. Something told me that something was wrong with her.
"What's going on with you?" I asked again.
"I'M HAVING AN ORGASM!" she shouted at me.
My eyes were way up to the point where I thought they were going to fall out. I couldn't believe this dirty blonde woman was having an orgasm during this Kid Rock concert right in front of me. By the time Kid Rock stopped performing the song, she was finally done. I don't know how, but it was almost as if her and the song were connecting in some sort of way. I finished drinking my snowball and just tried to forget about the whole incident.