Thursday, January 16, 2014

#THATAWKWARDMOMENT When You Farted During Sex

 

Don't be embarrassed. It's going to happen to us at least once in our lives. The only solution is to recover from the embarrassment. Think it over. You and your lover enter the apartment. You're horny and he's horny. Before you even make it to the kitchen to get a glass of orange juice or vodka like we always do, you're making out with each other in the hallway like it's the last time you two will see each other ever again.

You finally retreated to the bed and started getting it in. The sex is wonderful and amazing. You can't help yourself but to feel a large release ready to exit your body. Before you know it, in the moment of great sex, you heard this loud sound coming out from below.

That my friend is gas finally out in the end.

Of course, it'll be embarrassing at first. But if you have a good sense of humor, you'll laugh about it in the end.

That Awkward Moment hits theaters January 31st. I'll be there.

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