Monday, February 27, 2017

Oh, I Thought You Was Waving At Me


I was at the Family Dollar buying a bag of Cooler Ranch Doritos and orange soda for the night. I was staring at the grocery bag, not paying attention to anyone in my way. When I raised my head up I saw this guy waving his head towards me. based on my eye position, I speculated that he was talking to me. I didn't know the guy, but I assumed he knew me. I'm a social person so I might've known the man a social event or something.

Within seconds of being close to the cashier, I waved my hand at him.

He gave me this awkward look on his face as if I was weird or something. Before I knew it, I heard someone shout the name "Paul."

I turned around and there was this woman who ran past me and towards the guy. They kissed. That's when I realized it wasn't me he was waving at. I was the wrong person. I bought my stuff and ran out the Family Dollar as fast as I could.

Now that was awkward.